Saturday, January 03, 2015

Ready for the newswires

Press Release

Raqqa, Rabi'l 12, 1436.  The Islamic State Aviation Authority is pleased to announce the launch of Caliphate Airways, which will be the signature airline for our rapidly expanding territory. Initially, Caliphate will offer service from our gleaming new hub in Mosul to Raqqa and Aleppo. In the near future, Insh'Allah, flights will also be offered to Baghdad, Erbil, Basra, Damascus, Amman, and Beirut. But be assured that our top priority is the addition of service to Mecca, Medina, and Al Quds. Pending the reintegration of these cities into the Islamic territory, we have made a generous offer to the de facto authorities at the three holy cities that if they do not agree to regularly scheduled service for Caliphate Airways to the respective cities, we will provide unilateral one-way service (for the passengers and the planes) directly into the mosques. 

Caliphate Airways will offer state of the art amenities for the discerning Islamic customer and suitable for all lifestyles. There will be a standard 3 cabin configuration: Jihadi Class (Economy), Sheikh Class (Business), and Caliph Class (First). In all cabins, families will sit on the right of the aisle, and bachelors on the left. We will soon roll out our Ummah Frequent Flyer Club, and our branded Al-Andalus premium lounges at all our airports.

Stay tuned for imminent announcements regarding planned routes to Istanbul, Vienna, Granada, and Houston!

For information, contact Muhsin Al-Fadhli, c/o Khorasan Public Relations Group.

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This post is of course a logical extension of the last one.